Lesson # 8

"Apparently, selling tickets to your friends for  a pay per view event involving you taking your girlfriends virginity is 'inappropriate', whatever that word means..."

Lesson learnt the hard way kids. Don't do it. No matter how hilarious it is.

Lesson # 7

"Be careful when choosing a girlfriend....because you know.... You don't want to be stuck with an ugly bitch...."

A mistake I have made a few times before....but not now....I love you, Dear....

Lesson #6

"Apparently, when she said roleplay, she did NOT have Dungeons and Dragons in mind. - 1 Orgasm point"

It's a very easy to make mistake, but now you know how to side step it!

Lesson # 5

"Yelling out 'CAPTAIN PRICE!" at the end of sex will not be appreciated by your girlfriend. Unless her name is Captain Price"

/Call of Duty reference

Alternatives to todays lesson include:
"Check those corners!"
"Watch my six"
"It's good to see you, Soap"
"Grenade!"

Lesson # 4

"Relationships are all about give and take. If she won't give you her virginity, take it."

Come on people, It's a joke.

Lesson # 3

"Taking your shirt off is not the solution to every relationship issue. You hear me Taylor Lautner!?"

Today's lesson bought to you by Twilight. Because everything works out for those guys.

Lesson #2

"Apparently 'Scoop Your Brains Out and Skull Fuck Them' by Fisting Puppies does not count as 'Our Song'. Lesson learnt."

Todays lesson is based on all couples needing a song that reminds them of each other in a romantic sense. Do not choose death metal....

(Also, check out my videos at MY YOUTUBE )

Lesson #1

"When breaking up with a girl say "Its not you...its me" They're bound to feel better and not realise it actually was them..."

Well hello there, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Allow me to introduce to you 'Jamie Cash's School of Boyfriending' a Youtube page I had long forgotten about.

Here you you will find useful tips on how to be a good boyfriend/husband/lover.

Or, if you're a female, laughs/giggles/potential law suits.

Either way, I hope you enjoy the blog and I'm very open to suggestions of lessons!
<3