Lesson #13

‎"Girls, you shouldn't feel bad when your boyfriend chooses playing videogames over having sex with you, it's not a bad thing. It's his way of not killing you because there are only so many times he can hear 'Are my boobs crooked?' "

 

I'm back from Germany, Yes I had fun teaching people abroad how to be in a relationship.

 

Lesson # 12

"Remember, There are always going to be more attractive guys than you. However, there are a lot more unattractive guys than you. Don't let the possibility of your girlfriend leaving you stop you from doing whatever the hell you want, the odds are in your favour"

To make up for getting my lesson numbers wrong (I put to 9's) here's an actually useful piece of advice!

Lesson # 10

"Girls are a lot like dogs.... There's no deep connection there. I've just gone out with some very hairy stupid girls in the past".

It's our 10th lesson~~~ Yay! *Fireworks go here*

I've actually been recieving a lot of praise for these.....oddly mostly from girls..... If you like these, please follow or comment. I know a lot of people on my FB don't have an account here. But create one!

Lesson # 9

"If she doesn't give you a 3.0 k/d, she isn't worth going out with."

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Lesson # 9

"Jokingly insulting your girlfriend and kissing her to make up for it is a very cute relationship thing to do. However, calling her a fat slag and groping her breasts is a lot less effective."

Today's lesson is brought to you buy 'Things I'd try if I wanted to be hit in the balls'

Lesson # 8

"Apparently, selling tickets to your friends for  a pay per view event involving you taking your girlfriends virginity is 'inappropriate', whatever that word means..."

Lesson learnt the hard way kids. Don't do it. No matter how hilarious it is.

Lesson # 7

"Be careful when choosing a girlfriend....because you know.... You don't want to be stuck with an ugly bitch...."

A mistake I have made a few times before....but not now....I love you, Dear....